There are two things that I have in my head at the moment. Might as well write them down before forgetfulness eats them away.
“Only after the last tree has been cut down
Only after the last river has been poisoned
Only after the last fish has been caught
Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten.”
–An old Cree Indian saying
And I just nod my head in agreement.
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“Ma’am, I’m already a blood-sucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase!”
–Mooseblood the mosquito in The Bee Movie, after being asked if he is a lawyer
I literally guffawed after hearing this line.